Like many of my fellow tech nerds, I took a long lunch break last month to watch the unveiling of the new iPhone. Not including the frustration of a livestream that even the White House could execute more properly, I wasn’t impressed by the new “features” Apple was flaunting in their new smart phone. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been a strong supporter of the late Steve Jobs and all his goodies ever since my first iPod color in the early 2000’s, but the innovation seems to be lacking now-a-days.
Samsung has always been the first to jump at jabbing new Apple products with snarky ads– one of my favorites being their reaction after word spread the 6 Plus was bending in pockets:
The Galaxy does seem to have more options to customize your phone, and the whole waterproof function on their Active model is brilliant. As an avid kayaker, this is life changing. Why didn’t Apple come out with a water-resistant model!? But I digress.
What I’m trying to say is, I’m still trying to figure out my next phone: Galaxy or iPhone? I turned to Siri on Friday night to help me decide.
Hmm… Okay. Let’s try that again.
A likely story, but I need some good reasoning before I drop a few hundred bucks.
Wait, really?
Fair. Maybe I should check in on Siri every so often to see how her day is going. Make sure her mental health is in order and she isn’t dealing with any loser robot boys. Girl talk, you understand.
Well isn’t that humble. But I’m still hoping for some sound advice about this Android situation.
Awww that’s sweet. But don’t avoid the subject by kissing up. I asked you a question, woman! What can you offer me?!
Ah. Well, I guess that’s that then. It’s been a real hoot, Siri.
Samsung, here I come.
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